Approach Love and Cooking with reckless abandon.
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes
a wonderful stroke of luck.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate
steps to correct it. Crow is much easier to eat when warm.
Spend some time alone every day.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the
current situation. Fight fair. Don't bring up the past.
Be gentle with the earth.
Go someplace you've never been before.
Remember that the best relationship is one in which your
love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
Don't use food as a tranquilizer when anxious, a mood
elevator when depressed, a comforter when lonely, an entertainer when bored, or a lover when emotionally starved.
Never give yourself a haircut after
three alcoholic beverages of any kind.
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and it should, use the WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape.
Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable
because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
War does not determine who is right, war determines who